A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor, "If
I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in
the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it
all and throw it in the river."
And the congregation cried, "Hallelujah!"

The preacher sat down.

The song leader stood up very tentatively and announced, "For our
closing song, let us sing hymn #365, 'Shall we gather at the river?'"

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A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good samaritans and get him home. So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three times. When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times.  They ring the bell, and one says, "Here's your husband!" The man's wife says, "Where the hell is his wheelchair?"